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Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend; inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read. \u2014 Groucho Marx<\/p>\n

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it’s right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it. \u2014 Patrick Young<\/p>\n

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. \u2014 Victor Borge<\/p>\n

I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way. \u2014 Franklin P. Adams<\/p>\n

Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. \u2014 Leo Tolstoy<\/p>\n

A signature always reveals a man’s character – and sometimes even his name. \u2014 Evan Esar<\/p>\n

I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them. \u2014 E. V. Lucas<\/p>\n

Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. \u2014 Mark Twain<\/p>\n

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. \u2014 John le Carr\u00e9, English author<\/p>\n

It is often merely for an excuse that we say things are impossible. \u2014 Francois de La Rochefoucauld<\/p>\n

I know but one freedom, and that is the freedom of the mind. \u2014 Antoine de Saint-Exup\u00e9ry,
\nFrench writer and aviator<\/p>\n

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. \u2014 Ann Landers<\/p>\n

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. – Oscar Wilde<\/p>\n

The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. \u2014 Horace Walpole<\/p>\n

When ideas fail, words come in very handy. \u2014 Johann Wolfgang von Goethe<\/p>\n

“You can’t stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.” \u2014 Winnie the Pooh<\/p>\n

Only the mediocre are always at their best. \u2014 Jean Giraudoux<\/p>\n

There are only two ways of telling the complete truth \u2014 anonymously and posthumously. \u2014 Thomas Sowell<\/p>\n

Don’t be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can’t cross a chasm in two small jumps. \u2014 David Lloyd George (English prime minister early 20th century)<\/p>\n

Don’t join the book burners. Don’t think you’re going to conceal faults by concealing evidence that they ever existed. Don’t be afraid to go in your library and read every book. \u2014 Dwight D. Eisenhower<\/p>\n

Most of the basic truths of life sound absurd at first hearing. \u2014 Elizabeth Goudge<\/p>\n

Privacy has no commercial value, but nosiness is worth a fortune \u2014 source unknown<\/p>\n

Depend not on fortune, but on conduct. \u2014 Publilius Syrus, Syrian writer of maxims<\/p>\n

Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see. \u2014 Arthur Schopenhauer<\/p>\n

Living apart and at peace with myself, I came to realize more vividly the meaning of the doctrine of acceptance. To refrain from giving advice, to refrain from meddling in the affairs of others, to refrain, even though the motives be the highest, from tampering with another’s way of life – so simple, yet so difficult for an active spirit. \u2014 Henry Miller<\/p>\n

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day. \u2014 Mickey Rooney<\/p>\n

If the human mind was simple enough to understand, we’d be too simple to understand it. \u2014 Emerson Pugh<\/p>\n

We are born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society. \u2014 Judith Martin, “Miss Manners” author on etiquette.<\/p>\n

Where facts are few, experts are many. \u2014 Donald R. Gannon<\/p>\n

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly. What is essential is invisible to the eye. \u2014 Antoine de St. Exupery<\/p>\n

A little learning is a dangerous thing but a lot of ignorance is just as bad. \u2014 Bob Edwards<\/p>\n

Men are born with two eyes, but only one tongue, in order that they should see twice as much as they say. \u2014 Charles Caleb Colton<\/p>\n

Never let the fear of failure be an excuse for not trying. Society tells us that to fail is the most terrible thing in the world, but I know it isn’t. Failure is part of what makes us human. \u2014 Amber Deckers<\/p>\n

Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely to be honest than a clever man. \u2014 Bertrand Russell<\/p>\n

I seek constantly to improve my manners and graces, for they are the sugar to which all are attracted. \u2014 Og Mandino<\/p>\n

Sometimes a slow gradual approach does more good than a large gesture. \u2014 Craig Newmark<\/p>\n

A hero is someone who has given his or her life to something bigger than oneself. – Joseph Campbell, professor and author<\/p>\n

A man dies when he refuses to stand up for that which is right. A man dies when he refuses to stand up for justice. A man dies when he refuses to take a stand for that which is true. – Martin Luther King, Jr.<\/p>\n

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. \u2014 William Feather<\/p>\n

The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be. \u2014 Paul Valery<\/p>\n

We lie the loudest when we lie to ourselves. \u2014 Eric Hoffer<\/p>\n

Do not be in a hurry to succeed. What would you have to live for afterwards? Better make the horizon your goal; it will always be ahead of you. \u2014 William M. Thackeray<\/p>\n

It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into. \u2014 Jonathan Swift<\/p>\n

Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another. \u2014 Jacques Anatole Thibault (French novelist, from “The Crime of Sylvestre Bonnard”)<\/p>\n

Our problems are man-made, therefore they may be solved by man. And man can be as big as he wants. No problem of human destiny is beyond human beings. \u2014 John F. Kennedy (do not put your trust in nobles)<\/p>\n

Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.\u2014 Judy Garland<\/p>\n

There was a time when we expected nothing of our children but obedience, as opposed to the present, when we expect everything of them but obedience. \u2014 Anatole Broyard<\/p>\n

The closer one gets to the top, the more one finds there is no “top.” \u2014 Nancy Barcus<\/p>\n

I couldn’t wait for success, so I went ahead without it. \u2014 Jonathan Winters<\/p>\n

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future. \u2014 Sidney J. Harris<\/p>\n

Learn the art of patience. Apply discipline to your thoughts when they become anxious over the outcome of a goal. Impatience breeds anxiety, fear, discouragement and failure. Patience creates confidence, decisiveness, and a rational outlook, which eventually leads to success. \u2014 Brian Adams<\/p>\n

Even on the most exalted throne in the world we are only sitting on our own bottom. \u2014 Michel Eyquem De Montaigne<\/p>\n

Remember that the most beautiful things in the world are the most useless; peacocks and lilies, for instance. \u2014 John Ruskin<\/p>\n

Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place. \u2014 Abigail Van Buren<\/p>\n

Beauty is an outward gift, which is seldom despised, except by those to whom it has been refused. \u2014 Edward Gibbon<\/p>\n

“Oh liberty, what crimes are committed in thy name!” \u2014 Manon Roland<\/p>\n

Search others for their virtues, thyself for thy vices. \u2014 Benjamin Franklin<\/p>\n

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. \u2014 Mark Twain<\/p>\n

We learn something every day, and lots of times it’s that what we learned the day before was wrong. \u2014 Bill Vaughan<\/p>\n

The important thing was to love rather than to be loved. \u2014 W. Somerset Maugham<\/p>\n

We have, I fear, confused power with greatness. \u2014 Stewart L. Udall<\/p>\n

Clothing is only the most visible battleground in the war against formality. Nerds tend to eschew formality of any sort. They’re not impressed by one’s job title, for example, or any of the other appurtenances of authority. \u2014 Paul Graham<\/p>\n

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. – Will Durant<\/p>\n

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. \u2014 Sir Francis Bacon<\/p>\n

Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience. \u2014 James Boswell<\/p>\n

Friends are the angels of life. You never lose by loving; you always lose by holding back. \u2014 Anonymous<\/p>\n

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch someone else doing it wrong, without commenting. \u2014 T. H. White<\/p>\n

Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end. It’s not a day when you lounge around doing nothing; it’s when you’ve had everything to do, and you’ve done it. \u2014 Margaret Thatcher<\/p>\n

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps the singing bird will come. \u2014 Chinese proverb<\/p>\n

Children are natural mimics. They act like their parents in spite of every attempt to teach them good manners.<\/p>\n

Heat causes things to expand. Thus, in summer, the days are longer.<\/p>\n

When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting.<\/p>\n

You can’t tell which way the train went by looking at the track.<\/p>\n

There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation<\/p>\n

Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.<\/p>\n

Be careful of giving people a piece of your mind \u2014 you may not be able to afford the investment.<\/p>\n

Reading without meditating is like dreaming of a nice meal. It’s nice but you still wake up hungry. No calories = no satisfaction.<\/p>\n

Traditions are the guideposts driven deep in our subconscious minds. The most powerful ones are those we can’t even describe, aren’t even aware of. \u2014 Ellen Goodman<\/p>\n

The greater man the greater courtesy. \u2014 Alfred Lord Tennyson<\/p>\n

“Passion is the thing you can’t control, by definition…it controls the person, not vice versa.” – Scott Adams<\/p>\n

Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. \u2014 Jane Wagner<\/p>\n

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. Nothing is that important. \u2014 Natalie Goldberg<\/p>\n

Space isn’t remote at all. It’s only an hour’s drive away if your car could go straight upwards. \u2014 Fred Hoyle<\/p>\n

I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened. \u2014 Mark Twain<\/p>\n

I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. \u2014 J. D. Salinger<\/p>\n

Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion. \u2014 Robertson Davies<\/p>\n

Sometimes you do your best work when you got a gun to your head. (from a movie)<\/p>\n

In all affairs it’s a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. \u2014 Bertrand Russel<\/p>\n

We require from buildings, as from men, two kinds of goodness: first, the doing their practical duty well: then that they be graceful and pleasing in doing it; which last is itself another form of duty. \u2014 John Ruskin<\/p>\n

The real power behind whatever success I have now was something I found within myself – something that’s in all of us, I think, a little piece of God just waiting to be discovered. \u2014 Tina Turner<\/p>\n

Inspiration may be a form of superconsciousness, or perhaps of subconsciousness – I wouldn’t know. But I am sure it is the antithesis of self- consciousness. \u2014 Aaron Copland<\/p>\n

I have a terrible need of \u2014 dare I say the word? \u2014 religion. Then I go out at night to paint the stars… – Vincent van Gogh<\/p>\n

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it’s another nonconformist who doesn’t conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity. \u2014 Bill Vaughan<\/p>\n

It is our responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should take seriously. \u2014 Peter Ustinov, British actor and writer<\/p>\n

Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something or other, reach for your wallet, because you’re being had. \u2014 Michael Crichton, lecture<\/p>\n

The best way to realize the pleasure of feeling rich is to live in a smaller house than your means would entitle you to have. \u2014 Edward Clarke<\/p>\n

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. \u2014 Florence Shinn<\/p>\n

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving. \u2014 Oliver Wendell Holmes<\/p>\n

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend.”
\n– Martin Luther King, Jr.<\/p>\n

A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to. \u2014 Granville Hicks<\/p>\n

“If a little is not enough for you, nothing is.” \u2014 Epicurus<\/p>\n

“I won’t belong to any organization that would have me as a member.” Groucho Marx<\/p>\n

There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity. \u2014 Johann Wolfgang von Goethe<\/p>\n

Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions. \u2014 Albert Einstein<\/p>\n

When we see men of a contrary character, we should turn inwards and examine ourselves. \u2014 Confucius<\/p>\n

If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane. \u2014 Jimmy Buffett<\/p>\n

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem\u2014neat, plausible, and wrong. \u2014 H. L. Mencken<\/p>\n

We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality. \u2014 Albert Einstein<\/p>\n

There is a feeling which persists in England that making a sandwich interesting, attractive, or in any way pleasant to eat is something sinful that only foreigners do. – Douglas Adams<\/p>\n

If you’re considered a beauty, it’s hard to be accepted doing anything but standing around. \u2014 Cybil Shepard<\/p>\n

From birth to age 18 a girl needs good parents; from 18 to 35 she needs good looks; from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality; and from 55 on she needs cash. \u2014 Sophie Tucker<\/p>\n

The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she believes the average man can see much better than he can think. \u2014 source unknown<\/p>\n

Beauty. The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband. \u2014 Ambrose Bierce<\/p>\n

We must walk consciously only part way toward our goal, and then leap in the dark to our success. Henry David Thoreau<\/p>\n

Music hath charms to soothe a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. \u2014 William Congreve<\/p>\n

My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil. \u2014 J. Paul Getty<\/p>\n

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. \u2014 Victor Borge<\/p>\n

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling. \u2014 Arthur Brisbane<\/p>\n

Criticism is prejudice made plausible. \u2014 H. L. Mencken<\/p>\n

The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the fence. Fences have nothing to do with it. The grass is greenest where it is watered. When crossing over fences, carry water with you and tend the grass wherever you may be. \u2014 Robert Fulghum<\/p>\n

An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field. \u2014 Niels Bohr<\/p>\n

The greater the ignorance the greater the dogmatism. \u2014 Sir William Osler<\/p>\n

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. \u2014 Will Durant<\/p>\n

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. \u2014 Florence Shinn<\/p>\n

Remember that fear always lurks behind perfectionism. Confronting your fears and allowing yourself the right to be human can, paradoxically, make you a far happier and more productive person. \u2014 Dr. David M. Burns<\/p>\n

We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality. \u2014 Albert Einstein<\/p>\n

In your clothes avoid too much gaudiness; do not value yourself upon an embroidered gown; and remember that a reasonable word, or an obliging look, will gain you more respect than all your fine trappings. \u2014 Sir George Savile<\/p>\n

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. \u2014 Fred Allen<\/p>\n

The folly of mistaking a paradox for a discovery, a metaphor for a proof, a torrent of verbiage for a spring of capital truths, and oneself for an oracle, is inborn in us. \u2014 Paul Valery<\/p>\n

Life is a long lesson in humility. \u2014 James M. Barrie<\/p>\n

The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of. \u2014 Blaise Pascal<\/p>\n

Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know. \u2014 Cullen Hightower<\/p>\n

Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others. \u2014 Samuel Johnson<\/p>\n

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today. \u2014 Laurence J. Peter<\/p>\n

Abundance is, in large part, an attitude. \u2014 Sue Patton Thoele<\/p>\n

Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it; most people aim at it, all people fear it, and few love it unless in themselves. \u2014 Lord Chesterfield<\/p>\n

To be mature means to face, and not evade, every fresh crisis that comes. \u2014 Fritz Kunkel<\/p>\n

Better be wise by the misfortunes of others than by your own. \u2014 Aesop<\/p>\n

Resolve to edge in a little reading every day, if it is but a single sentence. If you gain fifteen minutes a day, it will make itself felt at the end of the year. \u2014 Horace Mann<\/p>\n

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.<\/p>\n

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! \u2014 Tom Lehrer<\/p>\n

“It has been my experience that people with no defects have very few qualities.” \u2014 Abraham Lincoln<\/p>\n

“The man who’s travelled the furthest is the most aware of the road that still lies ahead.” – Pascal Rassi<\/p>\n

To the soul, there is hardly anything more healing than friendship. \u2014 Thomas Moore<\/p>\n

Remember, that if thou marry for beauty, thou bindest thyself all thy life for that which perchance will neither last nor please thee one year; and when thou hast it, it will be to thee of no price at all; for the desire dieth when it is attained, and the affection perisheth when it is satisfied. \u2014 Sir Walter Raleigh<\/p>\n

All that really belongs to us is time; even he who has nothing else has that. \u2014 Baltasar Gracian<\/p>\n

Character – the willingness to accept responsibility for one’s own life – is the source from which self respect springs. \u2014 Joan Didion<\/p>\n

He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money. \u2014 Benjamin Franklin<\/p>\n

A great many people mistake opinions for thoughts. \u2014 Herbert Victor Prochnow<\/p>\n

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. \u2014 Joseph Heller, “Catch-22”<\/p>\n

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. \u2014 Bill Cosby<\/p>\n

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it. \u2014 Soren Kierkegaard<\/p>\n

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! \u2014 Tom Lehrer<\/p>\n

To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else. \u2014 Burnadette Devlin<\/p>\n

When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion. \u2014 C. P. Snow<\/p>\n

A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents. \u2014 Georg Christoph Lichtenberg<\/p>\n

Ah, stardom! They put your name on a star in the sidewalk on Hollywood Boulevard and you walk down and find a pile of dog manure on it. That tells the whole story, baby. \u2014 Lee Marvin (actor)<\/p>\n

The mood of sickness is in the audience; the filmmaker is only reflecting the climate of society. You don’t make films to change a nation; you make films to be historically true to their time. That’s what makes them current and commercial. If the audience responds to it, baby, you know where the sickness is. Criminal violence always attracts a crowd, though people are afraid to admit it. The bigger the crowd, the more the shoving; the more the shoving, the more irate the viewer becomes – till eventually he’s part of the riot. The current cycle of crime films is a vicarious way to participate in the current crime wave without committing a crime yourself. That feeling is latent within each of us. Everybody wants to get even with somebody. Because of the wave of riots, the distrust, the various assassinations and the lack of socially acceptable answers to them. So you go see it on film. \u2014 Lee Marvin (actor)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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