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    10 Super Funny Bible Quotes

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    Here are some funny Bible quotes and lighthearted verses. You can also check our list of weird Bible verses too:

    Proverbs 27:15

    “A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike.” (This verse compares a nagging or quarrelsome woman to bad weather!)

    1 Kings 18:27

    “And it came to pass, at noon, that Elijah mocked them, and said, Cry aloud: for he is a god; either he is talking, or he is pursuing, or he is in a journey, or peradventure he sleepeth, and must be awaked.” (In this passage, the prophet Elijah mocks the prophets of the false god Baal, implying that Baal might be sleeping or otherwise indisposed.)

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    Psalm 59:8

    “But thou, O Lord, shalt laugh at them; thou shalt have all the heathen in derision.” (This verse describes God laughing at the enemies of the Israelites.)

    1 Timothy 4:4

    “For every creature of God is good, and nothing to be refused, if it be received with thanksgiving.” (This verse suggests that all of God’s creations are good and can be enjoyed, as long as they are received with gratitude.)

    Ecclesiastes 10:19

    “A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry: but money answereth all things.” (This verse suggests that food, drink, and good company can bring joy, but money is a powerful and versatile tool.)

    Proverbs 15:13

    “A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance: but by sorrow of the heart the spirit is broken.” (This verse suggests that happiness can bring a positive appearance, while sadness can be draining.)

    Psalm 2:4

    “He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.” (This verse describes God laughing at the enemies of the Israelites.)

    Proverbs 17:22

    “A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones.” (This verse suggests that happiness has positive physical and emotional effects, while sadness can be detrimental to health.)

    Ecclesiastes 3:4

    “A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance.” (This verse suggests that there are appropriate times for both joy and sorrow in life.)

    1 Kings 18:27

    “And it came to pass, at noon, that Elijah mocked them, and said, Cry aloud: for he is a god; either he is talking, or he is pursuing, or he is in a journey, or peradventure he sleepeth, and must be awaked.” (In this passage, the prophet Elijah mocks the prophets of the false god Baal, implying that Baal might be sleeping or otherwise indisposed.)

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